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Born in the flames with a skeletal surname
Crimson socket gaze with pistons that pump through veins
Marked with no option
Souls up for auction
Final adoption
It’s Sherlock who murdered Watson
Fight back!
Fight back!
Loss of life
Is none of his concern
Judge Judy’s existence has adjourned
Fight back!
Fight back!
Got you where I want you
But Demolishor wants to eat you
Got you where I need you
But Demolishor…
Ash is in
The powder kegs
Sinew and bones
Mix like huevos con eggs
Nightmares don’t fight fair
So fight back with the heart of an iron billionaire
Annihilation and death, Oxburger and friends
Fight back, stand tall, fight back, resist, fight!
Fight back!
Fight back!
Go!
Kill!
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All Hail Marty Moose
02:39
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Griswold shimmy in a rolling shanty
Look for Jimmy, it’s up to Jimmy
Look for anyone to help daddy
Griswold gimmie another aspirin for Vicki
Look for Jimmy, it’s up to Jimmy, look for anyone
Hey now, ready to have some fun?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Family road trip, mommy, daddy, daughter, and son
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Clark always said this trip would be the one
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Now we’re just pissed and we wanna go home
Griswold daddy he is rolling a fatty
Looking fancy, it’s up to ante
Look for anyone who’s more handy
Griswold daddy Impressive and manly
Break down
Hey now, ready to have some fun?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Family road trip…
Marty Moose - devour and munch
Under his hoof your bones will crunch
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$122.50 + Tip
03:16
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Buzz, the hog, the cheese pizza slob
Face greasier than a plump Dodger dog
Hey look, a comedian pretending to barf
Gonna choke him out with my best Christmas scarf
Uh oh, the family’s throwing a fit
Overreacting, I must admit
You choose truth, I’ll take my chances with dare
Mom and dad suddenly grew a pair
Junk food’s my game, it brings holiday cheer
Gonna party all night, hidden reaper of fear
Maker of the impossible, made my family disappear
Who in the hell do they think they are?
Ornaments up sleeves, I’m the McAllister Czar
Who in the hell do they think they are?
Violence and Pain call me Kevin the Gnar
Who in the hell do they think they are?
Say my name, I am your master
Don’t take it in vain it’s Kevin McAllister
I am the boogie man, toe-headed and all
I laugh and I dance to the tune of the Wet Bandits fall
Violence and pain – I’m Kevin, opposite of insane
Violence and pain – I’m Kevin
Violence and pain – I’m Kevin, spiders on my brain
Violence and pain – I’m Kevin and death I will rain
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Without Honor
03:36
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Mutated ninjas in green turtle suits
Shredder has mastered the metallic poop
Oozing as far as the eye can see
Ice ice baby, c’mon one two three
Robert Van Winkle, my hero
Step up to bat, now!
Rat’s in the maze, from the dead he will raise
Splinter attack, wood within skin, Diesel of Vin
Panic, it’s all over now
Manic, the foot clan cry foul
Static
Puck!
Ninjas in paranoid birthday suits
Shredding the masses, it’s turtle abuse
Hells bells are tolling for you and me
Ninjitsu - the rap, c’mon one two
Rat’s in the maze, from the dead he will raise
(Splinter) attack, wood within skin, Diesel of Vin
Panic, it’s all over now
Manic, the foot clan cry foul
Static
Puck!
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The (John) Candy California
The (John) Candy has been described as many things...a nostalgia machine, an embarrassment, sample-core, nostalgia-core, and
tribute-core.
All music is sampled from other hardcore/metal/djent/metalcore/etc. acts, woven into a nostalgic tapestry of movie quotes, and most recently, pop music of the era. The band has self-produced and released four additional EPs, one single, and two full lengths.
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